Welcome To My Site
Hi. My name is A.J. Maciejewski and this is my website. This website is all about things I like to do with my time.
I love music and I think I'm a pretty good DJ. You can go to my DJ mixes page to listen to the various mixes I have done. If you like music of any kind, I'm sure you will like these mixes as I try to make them appeal to everybody without it sounding pop-oriented. Basically, I like to mix music with a lot of heart and soul.
If you know me, then you know that I don't take life seriously. Everything has humour in it if you take an honest look at it. That's what my blog is dedicated to. I also like to make humorous comics that star various characters that I came up with.
I also enjoy creating other things such as flash videos and stupid wallpapers. You can find some of these things on my stuff page. I really like video games as well and the games page contains various things related to video games.
Also, you can visit me on YouTube to check out some comedy videos and music or Twitter to read some blatantly offensive tweets. You can also be my friend on Facebook if you want or check out my music collection and reviews on Discogs.
So, that's my website. I hope you enjoy your visit and check back regularly as I will update often with new humour that might make you laugh or new music that might make you feel good about whatever.
Mix Series Volume 9: This Time
This mix is smooth and full of soul and underground disco.
Track Listing
1 Peven Everett Can't Do Without
2 Dalminjo This Time
3 Kings Of Tomorrow Another Day
4 Dennis Ferrer Hit It Off
5 Mark Grant There 4 Me (Soul Pass Vocal)
6 Gomi Glad I Found You (Blaze & Gomi Mix)
7 Rasmus Faber Ever After (Sumo Rebounce)
8 Pascal Rioux The Place Is Rockin'
9 Secret Sounds Love Is Freedom (Joey Negro Remix)
10 Joey Negro Cerrone's Paradise
11 Bob Sinclar Champs Elysees Theme (Jamie Lewis Mix)
12 Michael Gray Spirit Calling
13 Dennis Ferrer How Do I Let Go
14 Kenny Bobien Let Me Show You (DJ Spen Mix)
15 Reel People Can't Stop (Dennis Ferrer Mix)
16 Master H Don't Stop
Released: Nov 20 2009
Duration: 79:53
Did You Shit Your Pets Today?
I have developed a new type of veterinary surgery after years of experimentation on midgets. The procedure is very inexpensive and very effective. Basically, using a series of lasers and shots of liquid nitrogen to the anus, I can tighten an animal's sphincter muscles. This restricts the animal from defecating on its own accord. To allow the animal to defecate simply inject its spine with radium and squeeze its abdomen firmly. This act is scientifically dubbed "shitting your pet" because instead of your pet shitting whenever and wherever it pleases; you shit the pet whenever and wherever you please.
There are some medical risks, however. In the first 2 weeks of having your pet "shit out of luck" there will be minor rectal bleeding followed by intense shivers. Also, if you don't shit your pet regularly they may experience fecal lactation and brown cataracts. Some general side effects may include receding firline, frothy bunions, hairy angina, leaky shingles and loss of lung. Hopefully this procedure will catch on so that shit would no longer just happen; you would make shit happen.
My Buzz Quizes
I like to make quizes for Buzz. You can play them online which is boring or play them on Playstation 3 which is somewhat less boring. I hope you like them... and who knows? You might just learn something.