Welcome To My Site
Hi. My name is A.J. Maciejewski and this is my website. This website is all about things I like to do with my time.
I love music and I think I'm a pretty good DJ. You can go to my DJ mixes page to listen to the various mixes I have done. If you like music of any kind, I'm sure you will like these mixes as I try to make them appeal to everybody without it sounding pop-oriented. Basically, I like to mix music with a lot of heart and soul.
If you know me, then you know that I don't take life seriously. Everything has humour in it if you take an honest look at it. That's what my blog is dedicated to. I also like to make humorous comics that star various characters that I came up with.
I also enjoy creating other things such as flash videos and stupid wallpapers. You can find some of these things on my stuff page. I really like video games as well and the games page contains various things related to video games.
Also, you can visit me on YouTube to check out some comedy videos and music or Twitter to read some blatantly offensive tweets. You can also be my friend on Facebook if you want or check out my music collection and reviews on Discogs.
So, that's my website. I hope you enjoy your visit and check back regularly as I will update often with new humour that might make you laugh or new music that might make you feel good about whatever.
I Won 3190 Travel Dollars!
Hey, guys! I just got the best phone call! My phone rang and I thought to myself, "Who would call at this hour? It's 2AM... maybe someone's in trouble... I'm very worried..." So I climbed out of the fridge and answered my telephonescalator (which is a telephone / escalator hybrid). Anyway, the sensually seductive man on the other end informed me that I in fact won 3190 travel dollars! I was so relieved that no one died! The paragraph below is a transcript of this life-changing conversation:
Hello? Hello... I am delighted to inform you that you have won 3190 travel dollars! WHAT!?!?!? THAT'S INCREDIBLE! How did I win these dollars? Well, we picked your phone number at random and you won! REALLY!? This is the first thing I have ever achieved in my life! I'm so happy, you guys! What can I do with these travel dollars? I'm glad you asked! You can use them at any Burger King in the Memphis and surrounding area from March 24th through March 25th. Cool! I love Burger King! Their burgers are so averagely delightful! GREAT! However, I regret to inform you that you need 3191 travel dollars to redeem the full amount Oh, no... But, that's okay! What can I do to earn 1 travel dollar? Well, considering you won 3190 (which is an amazing feat, I might add) you only have to pay $189.99 for the final travel dollar. Why, that sounds perfectly reasonable! Who do I make the cheque out to? Hold on just one minute, sir! You also have to get 16 of your friends or family members to sign up for travel dollars as well. Ok, that may take some effort, but like my momma always says, "You don't pickle the iron once you've folded your clothes" Okay! Great! So we will send you a package with further instructions so you can get started spending all those hard earned travel dollars as soon as possible! Super! Ok, bye! Bye, I love you... I love you, too...
I'm so excited now that I can't even think! YAY!
Travel dollars update #1: A few months ago I received their package and followed their directions carefully; I delivered the unmarked envelopes filled with magic poison dust to all the designated senators, I gave my wife to "Skinny" Anthony, and the 16 friends and family members I signed up are all hard at work in China making the latest fashions for Kanye West. I hope to hear from them soon!
Travel dollars update #2: I finally received my travel dollars! YAY! I got 3191 $1 off whopper coupons in a neat collector's Burger King shopping bag! They never said anything about a free bag! COOL! Too bad the coupons are expired. They'll look great in my scrapbook, though!
Travel dollars update #3: Today I found my wife dead and organless in my bathtub. There was a note on her that said, "Thanks for lending us a good time ~Skinny Anthony". Oh well... I guess opportunities like this may come at a price...
More Nonsense At Twitter
If you think my blog is retarded; check out my twitter page! My tweets will have you on the verge of laughter.